A workplace dispute resolution simulator
All Hands
A Street Fighter II-style fighting game set in your office. Stapler Volley, Standing Desk, Performance Review — four buttons, eight specials, and a deadpan announcer taking it all very seriously.
Runs in your browser. Nothing to install. iPhone and Android apps are on the way.
Full fighting-game drama. Office stakes.
Four buttons, real depth
Light, Heavy, Special, Super. Tap Light three times for a combo; point a direction and press Special for one of four specials. Easy to land a special in your first fight, plenty to learn after.
Always a fair fight
Every fighter has identical health, speed and hitboxes. Body type and outfit are purely cosmetic, and nothing you unlock makes you stronger.
Pass the phone
Lunchroom mode splits one phone between two players. Or play two-up on one keyboard, or with gamepads.
Fight the AI
The Rusher is waiting at the water cooler for anyone who wants to warm up.
Replays that prove it
Every fight is a few kilobytes of inputs. Watch it back frame by frame, download it, and the game re-runs it to verify the result.
Coming next: your actual office
Build a cartoon version of yourself, share one link, and have the whole team fighting each other — live online, by Friday lunch.
Questions
Do I have to install anything?
No. All Hands runs in your browser at allhands.jeremymarks.com.au, and you can add it to your home screen. Native iPhone and Android apps are coming.
How do I play on a phone?
Turn it sideways. Drag anywhere on the left to move; the four buttons on the right are Light, Heavy, Special and Super. In Pass the phone mode, each player gets half the screen.
Is it based on real people?
Only the ones you choose to make. Avatars are cartoons you build yourself — no photos, ever — and every name and job title goes through a profanity filter.
What happens to my data?
Right now nothing leaves your device: fights run locally and replays are files you download. The privacy policy covers what changes when accounts arrive. Read the privacy policy
How do I get help?
Email harfredlabs@gmail.com, or see the support page. Support